A happy-go-lucky English rambler dude goes to New Zealand for a year. Here he interfaces with some of those he left behind and details his nefarious activities. Or summat.
Recently clicked on MP3s - 7th June 2005 The Lucksmiths - Warmer Corners
Jens Lekman - When i said i wanted to be your dog
The Trashcan Sinatras - Weightlifting
Teenage Fanclub - Man Made
Laura Veirs - Carbon Glacier
The Decemberists - Picaresque
The Eels - Blinking Lights
Offender 1 - Who the hell does this cowboy think he is?!? Some kind of Beta band member? Personally i just think he's taking the piss out my favourite Folk music combo, Mulligan & O'Hare
Offender 2 - I can't believe anyone would dare to carry out such an audacious Beard Crime in this day and age? It reminds me of my own father's beard crimes, circa 1970. And people like this still wonder why their girlfriends are about to head off to the other side of the world? Tssk!
Speak the language of Beard-Crime
These beard fiends are everywhere now, if you should happen to meet one on your travels, simply find out which country you are in, then select the correct phrase from the list below:
